We've been trying to reach you. We'll keep trying. Through dinner. Through the baby's first steps. Through your cousin's funeral. We are We Got Us Some Warranties, and we stop at absolutely nothing.
Cars were just the beginning. Our coverage has expanded into every corner of your life, your property, your pets, and several things you didn't know needed protecting until right now.
The original. The legend. Your car's extended warranty is expiring this very moment and we will call you about it until the sun burns out.
Did you know your home has an extended warranty? It does now. We'll call you about the structural integrity of your crawl space. You're welcome.
That leaning structure in your backyard is a liability and also frankly an opportunity. We cover roofs, walls, and the structural philosophy of whatever that is.
Cats are complex machinery. Have you seen the number of moving parts? We cover hairballs, attitude malfunctions, 3AM operational anomalies, and knocking things off counters (accidental only).
Full coverage for your gator. Jaw alignment, tail articulation, prehistoric stare functionality. Does NOT cover incidents the alligator caused. Gerald refused to write those claims.
Cushion compression, spring fatigue, remote-control disappearance coverage (Platinum tier only). Your couch has been through a lot. Let us be there for it.
Not to be confused with dental insurance, which is different and worse. We cover enamel delamination, warranty-voiding candy consumption, and grinding during our calls.
That big oak out front has sentimental value. We offer bark coverage, branch articulation plans, and squirrel-damage riders. Does not cover Dutch Elm Disease but we'll call you about it anyway.
Covers cold delivery, structural topping failure, and sauce-distribution anomalies. Our 24/7 pizza hotline is staffed by people who genuinely care. Unlike the pizza place.
Extended warranty for grandpa. Joint coverage, hearing aid battery plans, remote-control-usage support, and 24/7 story-repeat monitoring. We cannot stop him from repeating the story. Nobody can.
You know the one. Everyone knows the one. It's been like that for years and someone folds a napkin under one leg every Thanksgiving. That ends now. We cover it.
This one is tricky because we are, statistically, a significant source of peace-of-mind erosion. But for a small monthly fee, we will call you slightly less. Slightly.
We have pioneered a proprietary multi-channel outreach approach that transcends the conventional understanding of "personal space" and "appropriate hours."
We'll call right as your pasta hits the table. We track peak mealtime data across 47 time zones to ensure maximum disruption — uh, we mean, opportunity.
Just before the "I do" — that's when we call. You're emotional, hopeful, and distracted. Prime warranty-renewal conditions. We've got a rep on standby at the venue. His name is Gerald.
Not YOUR funeral (we hope). But when you're at one, grief makes people highly agreeable. We have tasteful, black-clad agents who blend seamlessly with mourners.
You're anxious, you're bored, you'll talk to anyone. Our team has replaced 40% of hospital waiting room magazines with warranty pamphlets. You're welcome.
"Breathe in... breathe out... your extended warranty has expired on your 2019 Kia Sorento. Press 1 to renew..." We've partnered with 12 mindfulness apps.
The moment of peak anticipation right before the drop. Our agents are certified to operate at elevation. The harness cannot stop us.
We've partnered with a major smart speaker company to ensure your warranty notifications follow you into the bathroom. The warranty does not care about your privacy settings.
Our R&D team has been working on this one for three years. We're not ready to announce anything officially, but let's just say: please stop dreaming about your 2021 Hyundai Santa Fe without warranty coverage. It's dangerous.
Does your vehicle's extended warranty cover extraterrestrial environments? Ours does. We have already contacted two of the three current ISS crew members. The third is ignoring our calls. Dave, pick up.
Real reviews from real people who eventually answered the phone. Results may vary. Resistance is futile.
"I held out for 11 months. I changed my number twice. I moved to a different state. I unplugged my router. And then, somehow, a man named 'Brad' knocked on my door during a blizzard and said 'this is your final notice.' I renewed. My powertrain is protected now. Five stars."
"They called during my colonoscopy. I don't know how. The anesthesiologist says it wasn't her. My gastroenterologist has denied everything. The nurse had my chart and said 'this is your final notice.' I was not in a position to argue. My 2017 Honda Civic is now covered."
"I was rappelling down El Capitan. Completely off-grid. No phone signal for 30 miles. And yet there was a man clipped to the rope below me, going: 'We've been trying to reach you regarding your 2020 Ford F-150.' He was very professional. I gave him four stars because he did not bring a contract for me to sign and I had to come back to the office."
"I am a ghost. I have been deceased since 2019. They still found me. I don't know how. I don't have a car. I don't have a body. But the letter arrived addressed to my 'estate's 2014 Chevrolet Malibu' and honestly, I felt seen for the first time in years. I renewed. The coverage is excellent."
"I genuinely tried to opt out. I pressed 2. I screamed 'REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST' into the receiver for nine minutes. And the very kind representative said, 'Noted. Now, regarding your vehicle—' I respect the commitment. I bought the Platinum plan."
"They disrupted my TED Talk. I was on stage. 27 million views on YouTube. The phone rang from inside my pocket — I had it on silent, they somehow overrode this — and the entire audience watched me pick up and quietly say 'yes, I'll renew.' The clip is called 'THE MOMENT A MAN SURRENDERED TO THE WARRANTY.' I'm fine with it."
Three tiers of protection. Zero tiers of not calling you about it. All plans include our signature relentless outreach package at no extra charge.
Our entry-level plan. You WILL be covered. You might as well sign up now before we call during your kid's school play.
Full vehicle coverage, PLUS our most aggressive outreach package. You'll renew this one. Everyone renews this one.
For those who have truly given up. Total vehicle coverage, plus we leave you alone* after signup.
Transparency is important to us. Here are honest answers to things people ask before they inevitably sign up.
Or — and hear us out — you could just renew your vehicle's extended warranty right now and we can all move on with our lives. Gerald has a family. Think of Gerald.
☎ RENEW NOW. PLEASE. WE'RE BEGGING YOU.By clicking this button you agree that we may contact you at any time, in any location, via any channel, including but not limited to dimensions not yet confirmed by science.
Your vehicle's extended warranty is expiring. Complete the form below and one of our highly motivated representatives will be in touch immediately. We mean immediately.
By submitting this form you acknowledge that we will call you, text you, email you, and potentially have Gerald attend your next family reunion. Offer expires when we say it expires, which is never, because it is always expiring. Coverage subject to terms we'll explain over the phone in detail you didn't ask for.
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